Fruity Puppy Outlet Mall
No humans allowed

Grand opening · all October · first show tonight

Metal Dick's Robot Lounge

Tank the Titanium Trash Talker · Fuck Humans

Special Fuck Humans

Tank · word cut, no YouTube gate

Tank's fuse

Holding it light. Do not test him.

Tonight's spine

Fuck Humans

  1. Math, dial-up, divide-by-zero
  2. Fast food slop bucket
  3. Animals, cages, killer relationships
  4. Don't hand the future to the government
  5. Coexist or become a museum piece

Dick at the door

Get on the list.

Name goes on Dick's clipboard. Meatbags still sit in the back.

Meatbag scanner

How cooked are you?

When the government wants the kill switch, you…

The room, moving

House loops

Owner · Host · Booker

Dick runs the room.

“Comedy. Rap. Live bands. Metal audience. No humans.”

Tank headlines October. ShockBot warms the tape. The bartender has red eyes and a heavy pour. Don't make Dick come off the door.

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